Caregiving · Lies

Soggy Diaper

One might think I’m turning into a crusty caregiver, but truth be told, this applies more to the more abled than those I get to care for…

 

no bs

Your China-made faux fur is no American-mink

Attempting a straight-faced most pathetic dupe.

You have me cross-eyed with your doublethink

Don’t tell me you farted when what you did was poop!

 

Your phenomenal performance is a lousy lip sync.

You’re spinning excuses & tall-tales in a loop.

But you’re poor at Herculian attempts to hoodwink,

Don’t tell me you farted when what you did was poop!

 

Why won’t it pass, this horrendous stink?

Someone is shovelling it, scoop after scoop.

Fancy footwork, smooth talk, complete with a wink,

Don’t tell me you farted when what you did was poop!

 

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