Funny things my eleven year old says
“I hate it when people enrupt me.”
“What am I exposed to do?”
“That was really rude mum,
of you to put me in time out.”
“Stupendous means stupid good.”
“You mop with a mop, do you broom with a broom,
or sweep with a sweep?”
“John the Baddest was Jesus’ cousin.
He lived in the desert and wore camo.”
In a quiet moment
at the crowded dentist’s office,
“I’m not wearing any underwear.”
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